HeadQuarters

This garden tool shed is actually the Head Office and base for our chief investment officer, Billy DuBious.

By looking like a shed, nobody will ever think it is the fulcrum of our operation - this gives your investment added security and reduces overheads.

Billy is an expert at grass roots investment.  He is an expert in his field - and most of the fields in the village ... until the other land owners chase him off with a stick. Some of them joke that they will slaughter him and make curry but Billy is a tough old goat.

Under Regulation 2685.44 of the Dodgy Offshore Investment Scams Regulations (originally approved by parliament in the middle of a tea break during the World Cup Final 1966) Goats cannot be held liable for any "slightly suspicious financial deals" and as a result are fully exempt from submitting any paperwork relating to money, marbles or tax-thingy whatsits.

In fact, they are required by Law to eat all evidence.

By removing all paperwork, nobody can ever steal your "investment" because it never happened. (wink wink)


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